Fresh Jokes of 2012

Stranger : Hey, could yu gimme yur email id? Girl : Yeaah, ihaveabf.ilovehim@getlost.com Stranger : Take mine, itsurfather@YouAreDead.com :P :D what would be the name of jism-2 if anil kapoor starred in it? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Slumdog million-hair :P Funny 'hindi' translation!=)=) 1. Yo baby!wasup? ~ arre munni! Ye upar kya hai?:o: 2. Listen buddy,dat chicks mine~ suno dost, wo murgi ka bachha mera hai:@ 3. Rock da party baby~ Patthar maro jashn mein bachhe :) 4. R u nuts?~ kya aap akhrot hai? 5. Lets hang out!~ chalo bahar latakte hain Relationships are of 2 Types: Senti Types and . . . . . . . . . . . Panty Types xDxP ... Difference b/w a Friend & Wife U can Tell ur friend "u are my best friend" But Do u hv courage to tel ur Wife "U r my best Wife"? Attempt can b injurious ! :-D