adult jokes

Mariz: Dr. Sahab mera khada nahi hota.
Dr: Are you married?
Mariz: No.
Dr: GF?
Mariz: No
Dr: Rundibazi?
Mariz: No
Dr: Masterbaution?
Mariz: No

Dr: To kya khada kar ke calendar tangega kya?

A Girl Lost Her Virginity...
Rajnikant Found it And Gave it Back To Her.

Women prefer sex with the lights off. Bcoz they can't bear to see a man enjoying.
And why do men like the lights on? So they can pronounce the woman's name right.

Lady to dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai, Dard to kam hota hai..!!

Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai, fir main chair usi hisab se set karu :P :D

Rajnikanth lost his virginity before his dad..!!:-D

A Rapist entered Bedroom,
Tied up Husband & Wife,
kissed wife's ear & went 2 Bathroom..
Husband told to wife - "Satisfy him, or
he will kill us. B strong. I luv u"!
Wife - "He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he's gay,
Needs vaseline & I told him its in the
Bathroom.
So U b Strong, I luv u too !:D

In a Grammr class :

Teacher:- "HE does not like girls"

What is 'He' in this sentence ??

Student :- Gay . . !!! )

I swear to Drunk, I am not God.

‎1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha

Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.

Rahul- To school kaise chal raha hai?

Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!

Life widout Fun

Sky widout Sun

10 widout 1

Warrier widout Gun

Batsman widout Run
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Is all like Man widout L**D ;)

Height of Possessiveness :

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A boy is dying of cancer..!!

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Friend: Why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?

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Boy: when I die,

No one will dare to touch my Girlfriend..!! ;)

Advantages of being a man...

--> People never glance at your chest while you're talking to them..
--> Your ass is never a factor in job interview .
--> You can eat a banana in public.
--> The world is your urinal.
...and the best one, here it goes...

...You can buy condoms without the chemist imagining you naked.

If U want to start business,
start a Condom Company named
"DIPPER Condoms" it'll get
free publicity on Indian
trucks.....
Use DIPPER at Night!

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?

Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

Judge to Prostitute: "So when did you realize you were raped?''

Prostitute: "When the cheque bounced!!