Adult Jokes & Humor

 

Judge: you are accused of rape so you r fined Rs.11,461.

Suspect: my loard, why exactly Rs 11,461?

Judge: Rs 10,000 for rape,

4% vat

and
10.2% entertainment tax

:)

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship...

Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer.... :-D

Stages of sex life

Just married:Have sex all over d house

Few yrs later:Have sex only in d bedroom

After many yrs: Just cross each other in d hall & say

fuck you...xp

What does a WOMAN want..?

"She doesn't know what she wants, but she wants u to know what she wants..

And she wants that too!"

:)

What Is Meant By Burning Desire for making Love..??

It's When You Discover That The Vaseline You Applied In The Dark Was The Tiger Balm

Height of innocence

kid:
Madam my son will not come to school today

Madam: who is speaking?

Kid: My papa is speaking :)

Dad: Who's this girl..??

Boy: My girlfriend.

~Next day~

Dad: Now whos this new girl..??

Boy: Rishta wohi, Item Nayi ;) :D

Shaadi me ek Smart Ladka Ladki se :- Aap dance karogi ...........
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Ladki sharma ke boli :- "Yes ..."
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Ladka pyaar se :- To phir aapki 'kursi' main le jaon , Didi ;-)

Dard bhari kahani:

Garib ka beta : Maa mene sapna dekha k mera 1 pair zameen par aur dusra aasman me..

Maa: Is tarah k sapne mat dekha kar,
ek hi chaddi h wo b phat jayegi..

Michel clarke ki maa boli: Beta jab b tu India walo ko test mai harata hai muje aur teri behen ko hichki bahot aane lagti hai :P

.. LOL

(Clarke ki ma ki ch**t Clarke ki bahen ki ch**t)